Bio:

"I own and run this website and am Chairman of the Board at Wumbo Bank" -Brian

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Lord Brian Wumbo the 4th, Esquire is of British nobility, owning several square feet of land in Scotland since purchasing land and title from the esteemed Charles Onus in 1999 over email. He is famous for discovering the field of Wumbology. The study of Wumbo. Now taught in elementary school-better elementary schools than you attended.

What he does:

As owner of this website among others, and soverign Lord over a population of dozens of insects and small vermin, Brian continues to expand his empire, estate, and the very field of Wumbology.

Brian is globally known for:

Fighting for what is right in numerous internet chatrooms, forums, and gas station bathroom walls.
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